Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius

Mary Lou James (Ann Risley) suggests dumb dieters try disgusting portion sizes; Rush to the Sunbelt!- stock newsreel footage documents southern migration; Joe Piscopo decries scalping of Super Bowl XV tickets, then tries to move a pair; and Charles Rocket excitedly lists the star-studded lineup for the Reagan inauguration.

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