Season 9Episode 5November 12, 1983

Teri Garr

HostMusic: Mick Fleetwood's Zoo

Segments

Practical Cheerleading Squad Cold OpeningTeri Garr, Robin Duke, Mary Gross, Julia Louis-DreyfusCold openYouTube

Teri Garr's MonologueTeri GarrMonologueYouTube

Mr. Robinson's NeighborhoodTim Kazurinsky, Eddie MurphySketchYouTube

Thirsty GuyTeri Garr, Robin Duke, Brad Hall, Barry NicholsCommercial parodyYouTube

History: The Real StoryMary Gross, Tim Kazurinsky, Gary Kroeger, Julia Louis-DreyfusSketchYouTube

Dion'sRobin Duke, Eddie Murphy, Joe PiscopoSketchYouTube

Coronet ManRobin Duke, Gary KroegerSketch—

DopeballJoe Piscopo, Don PardoShort film—

Caffeine AchieversTeri Garr, Brad Hall, Tim Kazurinsky, Joe PiscopoSketch—

Guest Performance: Joel HodgsonJoel Hodgson, Dave WilsonOtherYouTube

Next WeekJoe PiscopoOther—

Saturday Night News With Brad HallBrad Hall, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Gary Kroeger, Mary GrossWeekend Update—

Kennedy: The Man Behind The Woman!Teri Garr, Brad Hall, Tim Kazurinsky, Gary KroegerSketch—

Sarcastic Mother SuperiorMary Gross, Tim Kazurinsky, Julia Louis-DreyfusSketchYouTube

She's A WitchRobin Duke, Tim Kazurinsky, Gary Kroeger, Julia Louis-DreyfusSketchYouTube

GoodnightsJoey Piscopo, Jim BelushiOther—