Season 5Episode 12February 23, 1980

Kirk Douglas

HostMusic: Sam & Dave

Segments

Kirk’s Dressing Room Cold OpeningKirk Douglas, Lucie Lancaster, Gilda Radner, Brian Doyle-MurrayCold open—

Kirk Douglas' MonologueKirk DouglasMonologue—

What If?Kirk Douglas, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Bill MurraySketch—

The Micro-DentistsKirk Douglas, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Bill MurraySketch—

Sam & Dave performs “You Don’t Know Like I Know”Sam & Dave, Howard Johnson, Tom MaloneMusical performance—

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin and Bill MurrayJane Curtin, Bill Murray, Harry Shearer, Al FrankenWeekend Update—

Nick The Lounge Singer: Bar MitzvahKirk Douglas, Bill Murray, Laraine Newman, Gilda RadnerSketch—

Prime Time SaturdayBill Murray, Harry Shearer, Jim Downey, Paul ShafferSketch—

Kirk's Greatest KirksKirk Douglas, Harry ShearerCommercial parody—

Schiller's Reel: Mask of FearJohn Brent, Jack Garner, Joan Hackett, Chris RubinShort film—

Sam & Dave performs “Soul Man”Sam & Dave, Howard Johnson, Tom MaloneMusical performance—

Women's RestroomKirk Douglas, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman, Gilda RadnerSketch—