Season 39Episode 3October 12, 2013

Bruce Willis

HostMusic: Katy Perry

Segments

NASA Shutdown Cold OpeningTaran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Kenan ThompsonCold openYouTube

Monologue by Bruce WillisBruce Willis, Bobby MoynihanMonologueYouTube

24-hour Energy For Dating ActressesVanessa Bayer, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Jay PharoahCommercial parodyYouTube

Black OpsBruce Willis, Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, Jay PharoahSketchYouTube

The Ol' BarbershopBruce Willis, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan ThompsonSketchYouTube

Boy Dance PartyBruce Willis, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Taran KillamShort filmYouTube

The Lady Gaga ShowBruce Willis, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Taran KillamSketch—

Katy Perry performed "Roar"Katy PerryMusical performance—

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers and Cecily StrongSeth Meyers, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Brooks WheelanWeekend UpdateYouTube

ArmageddonBruce Willis, Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, Kenan ThompsonSketchYouTube

Centauri VodkaBruce Willis, Aidy Bryant, Bobby Moynihan, Nasim PedradSketchYouTube

Protective SonBruce Willis, Vanessa Bayer, Taran Killam, Nasim PedradSketchYouTube

SigmaJay Pharoah, Beck Bennett, John Milhiser, Kyle MooneySketchYouTube

e-methAaron Paul, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Cecily StrongCommercial parody—