Season 34Episode 1September 13, 2008
Michael Phelps
HostMusic: Lil Wayne
Segments
A Non-Partisan Message from Gov. Sarah Palin and Sen. Hillary Clinton Cold OpeningTina Fey, Bill Hader, Amy PoehlerYouTube
Michael Phelps' MonologueMichael Phelps, Debbie Phelps, William Shatner, Will ForteYouTube
Quiz BowlMichael Phelps, Will Forte, Amy Poehler, Jason Sudeikis—
Jar GloveFred Armisen, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Kristen WiigYouTube
Locker MotivationMichael Phelps, Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader—
Craig & StaciaMichael Phelps, Bill Hader, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg—
Lil Wayne performs "Got Money"Lil Wayne, Mack Maine—
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth MeyersAmy Poehler, Seth Meyers, Will Forte, Fred ArmisenYouTube
The Charles Barkley ShowMichael Phelps, Darrell Hammond, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan ThompsonYouTube
T-MobileMichael Phelps, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Kristen WiigYouTube
An SNL Digital Short (Space Olympics)Michael Phelps, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Jason SudeikisYouTube
Pizzeria UnoMichael Phelps, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson, Bobby Moynihan—
Lil Wayne performs "Lollipop"Lil Wayne—
The Michael Phelps DietMichael Phelps, Jared Fogle, Will Forte, Bill HaderYouTube