Season 28Episode 9January 11, 2003

Jeff Gordon

HostMusic: Avril Lavigne

Segments

A Message From Kim Jong Il Cold OpenMaya Rudolph, Horatio Sanz, Don PardoCold openYouTube

Jeff Gordon’s MonologueJeff Gordon, Rachel Dratch, Chris ParnellMonologueYouTube

Joe HeteroRachel Dratch, Chris Parnell, Amy Poehler, Maya RudolphCommercial parody—

Brian Fellow's Safari PlanetJeff Gordon, Tracy Morgan, Horatio SanzSketch—

Access HollywoodJimmy Fallon, Chris Parnell, Maya Rudolph, Seth MeyersSketch—

Joe CaucasianRachel Dratch, Tracy Morgan, Chris Parnell, Amy PoehlerCommercial parody—

Career DayJeff Gordon, Jessica Peters, Amy Poehler, Seth MeyersSketchYouTube

Star DatesJeff Gordon, Rachel Dratch, Dean Edwards, Jeff RichardsSketch—

Joe Not-A-RapistRachel Dratch, Chris Parnell, Amy Poehler, Maya RudolphCommercial parody—

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeyAmy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Chris KattanWeekend UpdateYouTube

Aquarium RepairmenJeff Gordon, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler, Maya RudolphSketchYouTube

Charlie RoseDarrell Hammond, Jeff Richards, Steve HigginsSketch—

Joe DudeRachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Chris Parnell, Amy PoehlerCommercial parody—

The Terrye Funck HourJeff Gordon, Chris ParnellSketch—

Stripper PoleRachel Dratch, Tracy Morgan, Chris Parnell, Amy PoehlerCommercial parody—