Season 28Episode 18May 3, 2003
Ashton Kutcher
HostMusic: 50 Cent
Segments
The U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln Cold OpenChris Parnell—
Monologue by Ashton KutcherAshton Kutcher, Chris Parnell, Maya Rudolph—
Count Chocula SilverRachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, Will Forte—
Jarret's RoomAshton Kutcher, Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, Seth Meyers—
Madonna: An American LifeAmy Poehler, Fred Armisen, Seth Meyers, Lukasz Gottwald—
Plagiarism ClassAshton Kutcher, Rachel Dratch, Chris Parnell, Amy PoehlerYouTube
50 Cent performed "In Da Club" with G-Unit50 Cent, G Unit—
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina FeyAmy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Chris KattanYouTube
The FalconerAshton Kutcher, Chris Parnell, Will Forte, Steve HigginsYouTube
BackstageAshton Kutcher, Tracy Morgan, Dean Edwards, Lorne MichaelsYouTube
Politics TodayAshton Kutcher, Darrell Hammond, Tracy Morgan, Amy Poehler—
50 Cent performed "21 Questions", once again with G-Unit and Nate Dogg50 Cent, G Unit, Nate Dogg—
50's Ent.Ashton Kutcher, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan—
Global InvestmentsRachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Chris Parnell—