Season 23Episode 1September 27, 1997

Sylvester Stallone

HostMusic: Jamiroquai

Segments

Oprah Cold OpenNorm Macdonald, Tim Meadows, Tracy Morgan, Molly ShannonCold openYouTube

Monologue by Sylvester StalloneSylvester Stallone, Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan, Tracy MorganMonologueYouTube

Xerox Assjet 790Jim Breuer, Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Tim MeadowsCommercial parody—

Rita DelVecchio: New CarSylvester Stallone, Cheri Oteri, Colin Quinn, Molly ShannonSketchYouTube

Car AccidentSylvester Stallone, Jim Breuer, Will Ferrell, Ana GasteyerSketch—

The Roxbury Guys: Rocky BalboaSylvester Stallone, Jim Breuer, Will Ferrell, Ana GasteyerSketch—

InvestigationRichard Jewell, Will Ferrell, Darrell Hammond, Tim MeadowsSketch—

Weekend Update with Norm MacdonaldNorm Macdonald, Ana Gasteyer, Richard JewellWeekend UpdateYouTube

IntroSylvester Stallone, Jim BreuerOther—

Jamiroquai performs "Alright"JamiroquaiMusical performance—

The Computer StationSylvester Stallone, Will Ferrell, Tim MeadowsSketch—

Planet HollywoodSylvester Stallone, Jim Breuer, Tracy Morgan, Molly ShannonSketchYouTube

Lou's Lovely DaughtersSylvester Stallone, Ana Gasteyer, Darrell Hammond, Cheri OteriSketch—

More Songs I Rewrote to Honor Dead PeopleWill Ferrell, Steve HigginsCommercial parody—