Season 20Episode 1September 24, 1994

Steve Martin

HostMusic: Eric Clapton

Segments

Clinton Auditions Cold OpeningChris Elliott, Chris Farley, Tim Meadows, Adam SandlerCold openYouTube

Monologue by Steve MartinSteve Martin, Janeane Garofalo, Laura Kightlinger, Jim DowneyMonologueYouTube

H.H.T. Headache TestJaneane Garofalo, Michael McKean, Kevin NealonCommercial parodyYouTube

Court TV: The Simpson TrialBrian Austin Green, Ellen Cleghorne, Michael McKean, Tim MeadowsSketchYouTube

Steve Martin's Penis Beauty CremeSteve Martin, Chris Elliott, Kevin NealonCommercial parodyYouTube

Total Bastard AirlinesSteve Martin, Ellen Cleghorne, Chris Elliott, Chris FarleySketch—

Eric Clapton Performs "I'm Tore Down"Eric Clapton, Dave Bronze, Kick Horns, Andy Fairweather LowMusical performance—

Weekend Update with Norm MacdonaldNorm Macdonald, Laura Kightlinger, Adam SandlerWeekend UpdateYouTube

The Ron Wood ShowSteve Martin, Ellen Cleghorne, Chris Farley, Michael McKeanSketch—

Buck DanielsSteve Martin, Ellen Cleghorne, Janeane Garofalo, Michael McKeanSketchYouTube

Nut-RificSteve Martin, Ellen Cleghorne, Chris Elliott, Chris FarleySketchYouTube

Eric Clapton Performs "Five Long Years"Eric Clapton, Dave Bronze, Kick Horns, Andy Fairweather LowMusical performance—

Super Sports ToursBobby Bonilla, Roger Clemens, Jack McDowell, Lenny DykstraCommercial parodyYouTube

Audience ShotBobby Bonilla, Roger Clemens, Jack McDowellOther—

BabiesSteve Martin, Chris Farley, Janeane Garofalo, Laura KightlingerSketch—