Season 17Episode 14February 22, 1992

Roseanne Arnold

HostMusic: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Segments

Presidential AddressJeff Renaudo, Dana Carvey, Don PardoCold open—

Monologue by Roseanne & Tom ArnoldRoseanne Barr, Tom ArnoldMonologueYouTube

Dick Clark ProductionsRoseanne Barr, Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Julia SweeneySketch—

Coffee TalkRoseanne Barr, Madonna, Barbra Streisand, Mike MyersSketchYouTube

Tall Tales Of The Recession: The Fast-Firing CEOTom Arnold, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Tim MeadowsSketch—

Weekend UpdateKevin Nealon, Dana CarveyWeekend Update—

Delta Delta DeltaRoseanne Barr, Tom Arnold, Siobhan Fallon, Beth CahillSketch—

A Star Is BornRoseanne Barr, Tom Arnold, Dana Carvey, Phil HartmanSketch—

Daily AffirmationRoseanne Barr, Tom Arnold, Phil Hartman, Al FrankenSketchYouTube

Deep ThoughtsPhil Hartman, Jack HandeyOther—