Season 14Episode 12February 11, 1989

Ted Danson

HostMusic: Luther Vandross

Segments

The Cheers Bar Cold OpenTed Danson, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Jan HooksCold open—

Ted Danson's MonologueTed Danson, Mike Myers, Don Pardo, Tom SchillerMonologueYouTube

Sleepytime Rat ControlDana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Victoria JacksonCommercial parodyYouTube

The Iranian People's CourtTed Danson, Dana Carvey, Nora Dunn, Phil HartmanSketch—

Women Can’t Say NoTed Danson, Nora Dunn, Jan Hooks, Victoria JacksonSketchYouTube

Plug Away with Harvey FiersteinTed Danson, Dana Carvey, Victoria Jackson, Jon LovitzSketch—

Luther Vandross performs "She Won't Talk to Me"Luther Vandross, Nat Adderley Jr., Lisa Fischer, Marcus MillerMusical performance—

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerDennis Miller, Dana CarveyWeekend UpdateYouTube

Living with the HogsTed Danson, Nora Dunn, Phil HartmanSketch—

Grumpy Old ManDana Carvey, Jon LovitzSketch—

Luther Vandross performs "For You to Love"Luther Vandross, Nat Adderley Jr., Lisa Fischer, Marcus MillerMusical performance—

Kevin's First LoveKevin NealonOther—

Going to EnglandTed Danson, Nora Dunn, Al FrankenSketch—