Season 13Episode 8December 19, 1987
Paul Simon
HostMusic: Linda Ronstadt
Segments
30th Christmas Cold OpeningPaul Simon, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks—
Monologue by Paul SimonPaul Simon, Paul M. Simon—
Gary Hart AdPhil Hartman, Jan Hooks—
CastawaysPaul Simon, Victoria Jackson—
Master ThespianPhil Hartman, Victoria Jackson, Jon Lovitz—
Linda Ronstadt & The Mariachi Vargas performed “Los Laureles” & “La Cigarra”The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán, Linda Ronstadt—
Weekend Update With Dennis MillerDennis Miller, Dana CarveyYouTube
Still Sweeney Sisters: Ski LodgePaul Simon, Nora Dunn, Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks—
SubwayPhil Hartman, Jan Hooks, Victoria Jackson, Jon LovitzYouTube
Pumping Up with Hans & FranzPaul Simon, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon—
Succinctly SpeakingNora Dunn, Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Nealon—
Season's Greetings from Tonto, Tarzan, FrankensteinPhil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Nealon—
Paul Simon & Linda Ronstadt performed “Under African Skies”Paul Simon, Linda Ronstadt—
Texas DinerDana Carvey, Nora Dunn, Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks—
A Message from Jon Lovitz to Future ViewersJon Lovitz—