Season 12Episode 9January 24, 1987

Joe Montana

HostMusic: Debbie Harry

Segments

NFL Video Countdown Cold OpenWalter Payton, Dennis Wit, Dana Carvey, Phil HartmanCold open—

Monologue by Joe MontanaJoe Montana, Joe ForristalMonologueYouTube

AdobeNora Dunn, Phil Hartman, Victoria Jackson, Kevin NealonCommercial parody—

BarWalter Payton, Jon Lovitz, A. Whitney BrownSketchYouTube

The Honest ManJoe Montana, Phil Hartman, Jan HooksSketchYouTube

CrackDana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks, Kevin NealonCommercial parody—

The NFL TodayJoe Montana, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Kevin NealonSketch—

Debbie Harry performs "French Kissin"Deborah Harry, Seth Justman, Chris SteinMusical performance—

Mace: The HostagePhil Hartman, Kevin NealonSketchYouTube

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerDennis Miller, Victoria Jackson, A. Whitney BrownWeekend UpdateYouTube

Jungle Room: Chick Hazard, Private InvestigatorWalter Payton, Dana Carvey, Nora Dunn, Phil HartmanSketch—

Super Bowl Gambling MemoriesPhil Hartman, Al FrankenOtherYouTube

Church Chat: Joe Montana and Walter PaytonJoe Montana, Walter Payton, Dana Carvey, Phil HartmanSketchYouTube

The Michael Jackson Workout TapeWalter Payton, Don PardoCommercial parody—

Debbie Harry performs "In Love with Love"Deborah Harry, Seth JustmanMusical performance—

United WayJoe Montana, Don PardoCommercial parody—